If you’ve ever looked in the mirror and thought, “Was that wrinkle there yesterday?”—welcome to midlife, darling. But fear not, because I’ve road-tested, overused, and occasionally thrown these glow-up products across the room in frustration just to bring you this definitive list. These are the things that actually work, keep me looking semi-human on camera, and make me feel like I’ve got my life together (even if I’m crying into a Deliveroo at 9 PM).
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1. Wellgard Pure Collagen Hydrolysate Powder
Why I Love It:
Unflavoured, mixes like a dream, and doesn’t taste like despair. This is my daily scoop of “please hold it together” for my skin, hair, nails, and whatever remains of my collagen reserves. Bonus—it doesn’t turn into that weird jelly sludge some powders do.
Mandy’s Verdict:
“Like therapy, but cheaper and with better skin results.” get it here on Amazon
2. A Silk Pillowcase
Why I Love It:
Is it the key to waking up looking like a Disney princess? Absolutely not. But it does stop my hair from looking like I’ve been in a fight with the tumble dryer overnight, and that’s all the glow-up I’m asking for at this point.
Mandy’s Verdict:
“It’s luxury for my face while I sleep, even if my pyjamas are one elastic thread away from retirement.” Get it here on Amazon
3. Nespresso Vertuo Coffee Machine
Why I Love It:
This machine is the reason I look semi-conscious in the morning and not like I’ve just been dug up. Press a button, feel like a barista, and wonder why you ever settled for instant coffee in the first place.
Mandy’s Verdict:
“I may not have my life together, but my coffee game is utterly superior.” Get it here on Amazon
4. A Fancy Candle That Smells Like You Have Your Life Together
Why I Love It:
Nothing says “I’m thriving” quite like a £20 candle burning away while you eat crisps for dinner. It’s the ultimate illusion—your house smells like a spa, even if the only bath you’re taking is in self-pity. Bonus points if it’s got a pretentious name like “Moonlit Fig” or “Cashmere Dreams.”
Mandy’s Verdict:
“Am I manifesting my best life or just covering up the scent of yesterday’s Deliveroo? Who’s to say?” Get it here on Amazon
5. Ninja Thirsti Water Bottle
Why I Love It:
This bottle is a game-changer for staying hydrated in style. Designed for carbonated, hot, and cold drinks, it features triple insulation to keep your beverages at the perfect temperature. The leak-proof lid ensures no spills, and its sleek design fits comfortably in car cup holders. Plus, it's dishwasher-safe, making cleanup a breeze.
Mandy’s Verdict:
“Hydration without the hassle—because midlife glow-ups shouldn't involve soggy handbags.” Get it here on Amazon
6. A Fan Powerful Enough to Simulate a Wind Tunnel
Why I Love It:
Forget dainty little desk fans; this is about survival. Whether it’s a heatwave or a hormonal inferno, a proper fan is a non-negotiable midlife essential. Bonus points if it’s remote-controlled, because getting up is so last decade.
Mandy’s Verdict:
“Not so much a glow-up as a blow-up—right in the face. And honestly, I deserve it.” Get it here on Amazon
7. Azio Beauty Intense Lifting Cream
Why I Love It:
If gravity is your greatest enemy (and honestly, same), this cream is like a tiny act of rebellion. It promises firmer, smoother skin with its collagen-boosting magic, and while I can’t confirm it’ll make you look 25 again, it will have you catching yourself in the mirror and thinking, “Okay, she’s still got it.”
Mandy’s Verdict:
“It’s giving ‘rich aunt who might run away to the Riviera at any moment’—and frankly, that’s the vibe I’m going for.” Get it here on Amazon
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8. Spacemasks Self-Heating Eye Masks
Why I Love It:
These self-heating eye masks are a midlife must-have. Infused with a gentle jasmine scent, they warm up upon opening, providing soothing relief for tired eyes, headaches, or simply unwinding after a long day. It's like a mini spa session without leaving your sofa.
Mandy’s Verdict:
“Pop one on, close your eyes, and pretend you're floating in space—far away from the chaos of daily life.” Get it here on Amazon
9. The Cosy Throw That Has Seen More of My Life Than Most People
Why I Love It:
Whether I’m binging Netflix, having a minor existential crisis, or simply avoiding the world, this throw is my constant companion. Soft, oversized, and just heavy enough to feel like a supportive hug without the commitment of actual human interaction.
Mandy’s Verdict:
“I don’t need a life coach—I have this blanket and low expectations.” Get them here on Amazon
10. DRMTLGY Universal Tinted Moisturizer SPF 46
Why I Love It:
This is the “I woke up like this” product for people who, frankly, did not wake up like this. It’s an all-in-one anti-aging moisturiser, broad-spectrum SPF 46, and a universal tint that somehow flatters literally everyone. Lightweight, non-greasy, and with just enough coverage to make you look alive on Zoom calls—or, you know, when the Amazon driver catches you unprepared.
Mandy’s Verdict:
“If I’m leaving the house—or staying in it—I’m wearing this. It’s my ‘please don’t ask if I’m feeling tired’ defence shield.” Get it here on Amazon
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